The cops in the town where I went to college would never arrest someone for that. They’d encourage it and take pictures. In fact all they ever really did was drive drunk people home and hit on girls. The squad cars were essentially taxis with cooler lights. Anyways, guess it’s time to officially add these guys to the cast list in our About section. Now no one can give me grief about the pretty blonde running around in underwear anymore because this time it’s a dude. See? We objectify women AND men so it’s all gravy, baby. What’s that? Never use that expression again? Check.
See you next week when “Plan B” reveals itself!
