I really like the way this strip came together. I think Kristen did some great work. From the second she handed me the first panel I knew it reminded me of something but couldn’t put my finger on what exactly it was. Then it hit me. The “Back to the Future” Happy Meal toy of Doc sticking out of the DeLorean. And then that reminded me how excited I became when those toys were announced. Excitement that was short lived when I saw that I couldn’t just get the DeLorean. It had big, stupid (and completely disproportional) Doc Brown stuck to the side of it. I’m getting mad just looking at it. What are you smiling at, jerk??? You’re ruining the toy!!!
All I wanted was a DeLorean with tires that flipped up like they did in BTTF Part II. And I’m sure somewhere someone made one. But I never owned that toy. I only had my Unhappy Meal version and one from Universal Studios that shot sparks out the back. Which sounds cool in theory but the device needed to produce those sparks was just carelessly slapped onto the back of the car making it the furthest thing from screen accurate. So now two things are probably pretty clear… 1) I was a terrible child to try and buy Christmas presents for (still true, btw) and 2) I’ve devoted the bulk of this update to bitching about Back to the Future toys and not talking about the comic.
I’ll do my best to work through these issues and we’ll see you next week!









